Jordan Slade - Things Teachers Wish They Could Say But Can't | Paperback

Teaching is demanding, and sometimes the only way to cope with the daily chaos of marking, meetings, and classroom management is through humor and stress relief. This unique paperback offers an escape for overworked educators, providing a collection of brutally honest and hilarious quotes designed specifically for teachers with a sense of humor.

Color your way through the madness with this ultimate stress-relief tool crafted for the real teacher experience. It combines relatable, sweary content with therapeutic coloring patterns, making it the perfect way to unwind after a long day or during a brief break.

• 100 Unique Pages: Features 100 pages filled with sweary, funny, and therapeutic teacher quotes.
• Therapeutic Coloring: Quotes are set against beautifully detailed mandala and pattern backgrounds for relaxation.
• Relatable Humor: Captures the everyday chaos, sarcasm, and honesty only teachers understand regarding parents, staff meetings, and classroom life.
• Perfect Gift: Ideal as a Secret Santa gift or present for teachers who love their job but need an outlet.

• Author: Jordan Slade
• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• Print Length: 100 pages
• Dimensions: 216mm x 216mm (approx. 21.59 x 21.59 cm)
• Weight: 259 g
• Publication Date: November 6, 2025
• ISBN-13: 979-8273298521

Use this book for coloring during lunch breaks, after school hours, or anytime you need a moment of sanity. Relax, swear through the pages, color, and repeat to manage stress effectively.

If you are a seasoned educator, a new teacher, or simply someone who needs a well-deserved escape from the pressures of the profession, this coloring book provides the perfect, humorous outlet.